And even Pornhub went crazy from the sight of perversions when the unsurpassed brothel mom Ellochka Pornofilmova opened her mouth. And each cook got excited by her speech: “You don't like the vinaigrette, but you like borscht or cutlets. Then you decide for yourself: no, I’ll give up the whole dinner, because I don’t like the vinaigrette, or I’ll take it anyway, I won’t eat the vinaigrette, I’m neither cold nor hot, but borscht and cutlets will be with me. " But the state that Putin has built is by no means a restaurant, but a railway outhouse with rotten wooden flooring and a couple of holes, where it is dangerous to enter: you will fail and drown in sewage. But Ellochka likes the CEC. She enters there as a hostess cook - with a basin and a ladle. And then he pours it all into plates of political coprophages. Served to eat!
It's good that the loho-terpiloid believes in an overseas enemy force, eager to enslave Mother Rasea. You can do whatever you want with such goofiness: he can stand on a rack, even on the Kolyma - he will endure everything, he will accept everything with masochistic pleasure. For his sadist is a beloved sadist. Just not overseas ...
By the way, Europe is beginning to realize that the mention of the Special Almighty in the Russian Konstituyka does not guarantee behavior within the framework of the canonical commandments. And now six European states are establishing the EU Cyber Forces, led by Lithuania, in order to adequately respond to the threats emanating from cyber-gopniks, and “write the soup” in time. Lithuania came up with the initiative to create such forces back in 2017. Last year, the first exercises were held, and from the beginning of 2020 an international team of specialists from Lithuania, the Netherlands, Romania and Poland took over on duty..
But it’s one thing to rake on the Internet, and quite another — in the Syrian sands, where the Turkish army is methodically mincing the Assadites together with Putin’s ichtamnets. For 3 hours on March 5, Putin butted with stubborn Erdogan, but the political mess did not boil, and he had to urgently call a delegation. The results of this nauseous lunch could have been multiplied by zero even before the handshake, because for Erdogan, the elimination of Assad is a matter of principle. Two boys clashed in the Middle East, and one of them will have to crawl away in shame. It looks like the training bombing of the Putinists is about to end - along with the last dive Su-27.
But this is not all the misfortunes that fall on the fastening heads of Russians. It turns out that God's plan to raise wages to $ 2,700 by 2020 brought down the satanic West. It is because of his damning crisis that the Russian economy has gone to hell, and instead of flying to the seventh heaven of bliss, the Russians flew into a ditch of poverty. And then there is also the coronavirus knocking on the door, like the bad fate of the deafened Beethoven. The Saudi Arabian Ministry of Health has released an informational film on the spread of the coronavirus and measures to protect against it. But Russia has a special tactic for dealing with flu sores. Roskomnadzor has been instructed to block pages on social networks that tell the truth about the threatening spread of the virus. In Switzerland, the first infected person dies on March 5, and, according to data received from the authorities of all cantons on March 5, 89 people were infected with the coronavirus in Switzerland. On the same day, in St. Petersburg, 700 students who had contact with a sick student from Italy were placed under quarantine. But officially, there is no virus in Russia. An unspoken statement: “Stop panic! We cannot be broken! Ahead is the turning point of the historic vote on April 22, and even though you die out to the roots then come and vote, give Putin the right to endless power. All the same, you will soon go to paradise, but Putin desperately needs "…
In the Krasnoyarsk Territory, the last resident of the village of Mikhailovka, Mikhail Baburin, died. Several years ago, he left Krasnoyarsk, possessed by a romantic dream - to raise his native village. At 66 years old, the last resident of Mikhailovka looked like a very old man, but did not give up - until a heart attack took him to his grave, wiping another village off the map of Russia. An unremarkable story, and on a national scale it is completely insignificant, but these small strokes make up the dying portrait of a dying woman, who is being dragged by the collar to hell by the whole Lubyanka team.
The previous Constitution was, of course, raped dozens of times by a courtyard girl, no one took her seriously anymore, and the reputation of a slut gave every dog in uniform to trample her with boots, humiliating her in the most obscene way. But what is being born now is not even a living organism, but a rubber doll for the fun of the Kremlin perverts. And after all, you won’t ask, having twisted little hands in the Moscow Art Theater: "Where are you rushing, bird-three?" She had already arrived and stood rooted to the spot, her eyes bulging in shock. A bald maniac shook the insensible deceased out of the coffin and raped. And smacks his lips with pleasure, and rolls up his burkala. And all his bastard men are standing nearby and howling: “Oh, what a potential! Smile, bitch! Give him pleasure! " And Ellochka with a full bowl of stew: “Bon appétit!”
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